Hey guys, are you trying to one-up your bro after his smashing BBQ party the last time you lot were together? He laid out excellent food and the coldest frosties ever. I think it is time to heat things up. Invite the crew to your house for the next footy match and let’s see how many do not watch a minute of the game with this idea.
What I am proposing will set you on a throne of awesomeness that will be hard to unseat you from as the greatest party planner of all time. They will owe you big time for this stunt you are about to pull off. Do not give hints. You have to be a rock on this one. Do not cave into their questions of what you have in mind. Feed them some lines about beers and, brisket the likes of which have never been seen. Tell them it will all be catered in, and all they have to do is show up.
You are about to unveil just how much they mean to you and how fun and a little unchained you may be. Their thoughts of an excellent meal from Low & Slow American BBQ, or Hoosegow Charcoal Restaurant will have them over early, but to your surprise, will have them forget about food completely.
Maybe you mention Little Bang Brewery or Silver Brewing Company beers will be in the yeti, ice cold and ready. You need to build up the distraction to deliver the punch of the topless waitress Adelaide you ordered. Maybe you should order a few. Either way, professional, charming, stunning beauties will be ringing your bell to “borrow a cup of sugar” at just the right time.
They will not know what hit them as they try to watch a game-winning drive with one eye and gaze upon the skilled dance happening with the other. A night of deeply accomplished entertainment like this is just what is needed to blow off steam from hard work and long hours in the week.
Maybe you are planning a poker night. I think the winning table deserves a little “something extra” from the house. Look, they will have to invite you to every party after this. You will be known as a true legend for bringing them this level of happiness.
Isn’t it time to reset the scale of how parties are thrown? Drinking at the same pub, eating the same food, or everyone leaving after the last second of extra time has ticked by has to end. It ends today with this party.
Click the link above and get more information. You can choose which entertainers you want and time it so your friends all have an immediate change of plans to go all night. This memory will never be replaced. You are a legend. Now is the time to create another story, adding to the depth of your legendocity.
