110 Funny Thursday Inspirational Quotes for an Amazing Day

The general public appears to think Mondays are the worst days of the week. But Thursdays have always been the worst for me. There is nothing special about Thursday, except the fact that it is “Friday Eve.” It’s just a day that happens after the midweek but before Friday officially arrives.

It doesn’t mean, however, that Thursdays have to be boring—you can make them fantastic! And using funny Thursday inspirational quotes is the best way to make your Thursday a wonderful day. For this reason, we’ve compiled this list of 110 funny Thursday quotes to make you smile to the weekend! Sincerely, by the time Thursday arrives, who isn’t ready for a much-needed break?

Let’s take charge and make the most of this Thursday by making it the best day of the week! Whoever said that a fresh start could only occur on Monday?

Funny Thursday Quotes

Reading funny quotes that serve as a constant reminder of how amusing life can be is the finest thing you can do to ensure that you have a great Thursday.

• “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
• “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
• “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito” – Dalai Lama
• “The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” – Oscar Wilde
• “I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
• “If someone says you’re weird, say thank you.” – Ellen DeGeneres
• “Be wise, because the world needs wisdom. If you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise, and then just behave like they would.” – Neil Gaiman
• “Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers
• “Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long” – Nicci French
• “This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.” – Douglas Adams
• “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost
• “The best thing about Thursday is that no one calls it hump day.” – Dean Johnston

Funny Thursday Inspirational Quotes

• “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry
• “I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms” – Michael Scott
• “Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.” – Bill Murray
• “I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” – Benjamin Franklin
• “Don’t underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” – Winnie the Pooh
• “The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.” – George Will
• “Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.” – Ellen DeGeneres
• “Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me.” – Ain Eineziz
• “Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” – Katherine Gaskin
• “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” – Oprah Winfrey
• “Makeup can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup.” – Audrey Hepburn
• “I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
• “Wednesday’s child is full of woe, but Thursday’s child has far to go.” – Elisse Boyd
• “I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.” – Mark Twain
• “The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.” – George Bernard Shaw
• “Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.” – Lily Tomlin
• “Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.” – Leslie Nielsen
• “Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.” – Steve Martin
• “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.” – Reba McEntire
• “Always remember that you are unique  –  just like everybody else.”
• “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girard
• “I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.” – Les Dawson

Short Funny Quotes for Thursdays

The quotes  that are simple and to the point are sometimes the finest. Using brief funny quotes on Thursdays can make your days better, whether they are from well-known comedians or smart historical figures! These funny Thursday inspirational quotes will immediately put you in a good mood by making you chuckle!

• “The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.” – Betty White
• “I wonder how to turn water into wine. Happy thirsty Thursday.”
• “Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore.” – Albert Einstein
• “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” – Isaac Asimov
• “Be happy. It really annoys negative people.” – Ricky Gervais
• “I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh” – Maya Angelou
• “Thursdays are the new Fridays… at least that’s what I keep telling myself.”
• “My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” – Mitch Hedberg
• “I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.” – April Winchell
• “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein
• “Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.” –  Ralph Waldo Emerson
• “Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.” – Dr. Seuss
• “The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.” – Paul Fix
• “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde
• “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball
• “Be happy, it drives people crazy.” – Paulo Coelho
• “Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine.” – Lord Byron
• “Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.” – Ellen DeGeneres
• “Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday.” – Rebecca Black

Funny Thursday Morning Quotes

You may develop a happy mindset as you go through your week by using this collection of funny Thursday quotes. Enjoy a moment of relaxation, decompression, and laughter as you begin your fantastic Thursday morning by thinking positively!

• “Luckily, today has been cancelled. Go back to bed.”
• “Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird.” – Kurt Cobain
• “I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.”
• “Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” – Jim Davis
• “To greet a lovely morning, we must leave the night behind.” – Tarang Sinha
• “There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.” – Kristen Chandler
• “The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has no vision.” – Helen Keller
• ‘Every day brings you a chance to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes and dance.” – Oprah Winfrey
• “This is a wonderful day, I have never seen this one before.” – Maya Angelou
• “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” – Mindy Kaling
• “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” – Lewis Black
• “Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.” – William Feather
• “Mornings are almost a clean slate. I say almost because the residue of yesterday is sometimes stuck on them.” – Medeia Sharif
• “Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one… only if morning began after noon.” – Tony Smite
• “Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.” – Marlo Thomas
• “Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” – Rachel Caine
• “Thursday is like a practice run for Friday… but with more caffeine.”
• “Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “good joke”. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.” – Gehenna Toss
• “Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook
• “Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee.” – Aleksandra Ninkovic
• “Who says the good times end on Friday? Come on, let’s spice up our Thursday mornings with some humor so they’re full of joy and laughter!”

Funny Thursday Motivational Quotes

No matter how much you dislike Thursdays, every single day is a fresh start. Occasionally, a small amount of motivation is all you need to welcome the new beginning that each day offers. The most motivational quotes that can make you laugh are included in this collection!

• “Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.” – Dalai Lama
• “Effort is what is required on Thursday to finish all that needs to be done.” – Kate Summers
• “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” – Robin Williams
• “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
• “The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.” – James Branch Cabell
• “The rain visited us last night, making the soil wet with desire. Today the breeze drifted around the trees, serenading the flowers and the breeze. And a few minutes ago, I drank a pint of Whisky to add a spin to my Thursday night!” – Avijeet Das
• “People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.” – Mike Bechtle
• “I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.”
• “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers
• “An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, ‘So far so good!’”
• “If you run into a wall, don’t turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.” – Michael Jordan
• “I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.” – Cassandra Duffy
• “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue” – Dorothy Parker
• “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” – Ellen DeGeneres
• “I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” – Zach Galifianakis
• “How many things in your life do you do without realizing that they are a waste of time? Use Thursday to take the time to eliminate time-wasters.” – Byron Pulsifer
• “Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don’t quit.” – Conrad Hilton
• “Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.” – Harry Emerson Fosdick

Funny Thursday Quotes About Work

Inspirational quotes for Funny Thursday are ideal for releasing after a difficult workday or to lighten up your workweek. These humorous work-related Thursday quotes will assist you in adopting an optimistic outlook for today’s workday!

• “Dear Thursday: Are you sure you’re not Friday? Because I could really go for it being Friday. Nothing personal, it’s just been a long week”
• “It’s Thursday… or as I like to call it… Day 4 of the hostage situation”
• “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde
• “Thursday, I forecast as mostly sunny. It’s a much-needed break.” – John Farley
• “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” – Bill Gates
• “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”
• “No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.” – Groucho Marx
• “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” – Edward Bergen
• “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost
• “Thursday. The most useless day. it only exists as a reminder that it’s been a really long week…and it’s still not over.”
• “Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.” – Tina Fey
• “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
• “I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” – Jerome K. Jerome
• “Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” – Mark Twain
• “You can’t have a million-dollar dream with a minimum-wage work ethic.” – Zig Ziglar
• “I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? ‘Hey, if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
• “Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.” – George Burns
• “The lord gave us two ends: One to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.” – Ann Landers
• “If TGIF is Thank God It’s Friday, then today must be SHIT: Sure Happy It’s Thursday.”

Using Funny Thursday Inspirational Quotes

It might be challenging at times to maintain inspiration and motivation as the week draws to a close. However, utilizing these amusing Thursday motivational quotes can ensure that you and your loved ones have a fun-filled day filled with laughter!

Even though it’s not the greatest day of the week, Thursday still has the same amount of potential for success as any other day. It’s possible that Thursday won’t replace Friday. However, if you hold onto these funny Thursday quotes, you might just end the day with a few optimistic ideas that you can use the following week. If you want to see more inspirational quotes then check our list of Saturday inspirational quotes and Friday morning inspirational quotes.

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